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Home Improvement · Season 2

Jill and Tim in “Rites and Wrongs Of Passage”

Tim, come on. Our son took a dissected frog and placed it on a lettuce leaf. (Tim laughs) It's not funny! This is serious! The principal ate it!

Well, it's a step up from those fish sticks they serve.

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