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Home Improvement · Season 2

Mark, Jill and others in “Rites and Wrongs Of Passage”

Mark

Hey Mom, did you get the notebooks?

Jill

Oh, yeah. Well, they didn't have any Terminator left, but they did have these two blank ones and this one. (Brad and Mark grab the blank ones, leaving Randy with the other one)

Randy

Mom, this one has a puppy and a rainbow on it!

Jill

It was either that or a ballerina and a pussycat.

Randy

Why don't you just pin a note on my back that says "Kick me and take my lunch money"? I can't take this to school!

Jill

Yes, you can. You can be creative. You can...you can draw a tank here at the end of the rainbow, and, like, some fighter planes dropping bombs on the little puppy.

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