Mark: Hey Mom, did you get the notebooks?
Jill: Oh, yeah. Well, they didn't have any Terminator left, but they did have these two blank ones and this one. (Brad and Mark grab the blank ones, leaving Randy with the other one)
Randy: Mom, this one has a puppy and a rainbow on it!
Jill: It was either that or a ballerina and a pussycat.
Randy: Why don't you just pin a note on my back that says "Kick me and take my lunch money"? I can't take this to school!
Jill: Yes, you can. You can be creative. You can draw a tank here at the end of the rainbow, and, like, some fighter planes dropping bombs on the little puppy.

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