Jill and Tim in “Unchained Malady”

In the past month, you have done the following things -- backed a pickup truck into a house, almost electrocuted yourself three times, nailed your shoe to the floor, and glued your head to a table.

What's your point?

My point is it's not the chain letter that's causing the bad luck, it's you. You're a klutz, isn't that great?

Honey, I'm thrilled.