Jill
We're keeping score.
Tim
I thought you didn't want to keep score.
Jill
Oh, is the great big bad bowling man afraid his itty-bitty wife is going to beat him?
Tim
Is the itty-bitty wife afraid the big bad bowling man is going to leave her in the PARKING LOT?
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