Happy! Season 1 quotes

Happy

See, Nick? The spirit of Christmas is everywhere! [the lights go out]

Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize for any inconvenience. All Queens-bound trains have been delayed indefinitely.

Nick Sax

Oh, this city never disappoints.

Happy

Is a show about to start?

Nick Sax

Oh, yeah. You just watch. All it takes is a little inconvenience and then you start to see them.

Happy

See who?

Nick Sax

Truest selves. Go on, Tinkerbell. Take a look. Do a little lap around. See how much humanity you find when the A-Train ain't running on time.

Happy

Uh, what are you doing? Get off the tracks.

Nick Sax

Do you smell that? All the Christmas spirit in the air. You could practically choke on it. You scratch the surface, and there you have it. Our true selves. People hiding behind their bright, colorful wrappings of bullshit. Hoping it'll hide what they really are deep down inside underneath it all - empty boxes and broken toys. [the lights come back on]

Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize for any inconvenience. The next Queens-bound train will be arriving in two minutes.

Happy

Uh, Nick. The train is coming.

Nick Sax

Yep.

Happy

Yeah, so why don't you get off the tracks?!

Nick Sax

Nope. I'm gonna teach you a lesson, my little blue bastard. Something you're never gonna forget. I'm gonna lie down here on these tracks and I'm gonna let that train run me right over and I guarantee you, not one SOB on that whole platform will lift a finger to help me.

Happy

Nick, no!

Happy

All right, Nick! Get up! You win!

Nick Sax

How's it looking up there?

Happy

Awful! You made your point!

Nick Sax

Not quite. Not until I give these walls a new paint job.

Happy

But Nick - what about Hailey?!

Nick Sax

Hailey. Hailey... Don't you try and put this on me! You were the one with her when she was kidnapped! What have you done?!

Happy

I found you.

Nick Sax

Yeah, well. How's that working out for you?

Happy

You're right, Nick. This is your kind of world. Not a world for soft things like me and like Hailey. You've opened my eyes to a lot of stuff I never wanted to see, but I won't watch you do this. If you want me to go fine, I'll disappear.

Nick Sax

Music to my ears. [waves] Bye-bye.

Happy

All right, then. Goodbye, partner. [disappears]

Nick Sax

Oh Hap, What Happened To You?

Happy

I'm...Cold Nick.

Nick Sax

What'd You Do To Him You Monster?!

Nick Sax

Now, you listen to me, you little blue jackass. The Sax family crest is two lions holding a banner reading,"Death before intimacy."

Nick Sax

What I'm saying is if you're alive, that means Hailey's alive. So you get your imaginary shit together, cause you and me, we've got a job to finish.

Happy

Nick?

Nick Sax

Yeah?

Happy

I'm cold, so cold. Cuddle me?

Nick Sax

Uhh, 'kay. Yeah.

Happy

Ugh, s-s-still cold.

Nick Sax

Hmm? Ah, nothing.

Happy

I don't wanna talk about it.