You are kind of a legend with the interns and residents.
Go on.
You're one of the Seattle Grace Five.
I survived a plane crash. Uh, big deal.
And a car crash. And a shooting. You might be immortal. You mastered one of the most exclusive specialties basically overnight, and then you took Herman's job and her eyesight.
Okay, that's... that's just...
You have screwed dozens of interns, and you got them all fired. You speak really fast, like superhuman fast. You have a weird name.
You know, that's not true. That's not true. I only slept with one intern, and I have an awesome name! I mean, like what man, what? What else? I mean what do people have a problem with the fact that I have one leg. I mean, do people actually go there and talk crap about a one-legged woman? Because that is just discrimination against amputees.
They say you have two legs and you are only pretending one is amputated. For the parking space.
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