Myrtle Jenkins and Edward Nygma in “Unfinished Business”

In anticipation of our partnership, I have been working on a few riddles.

Edward Nygma

Yes, riddles! That's exactly what I need. That's gonna make me feel like myself again. Fire away.

Okay. What's black and white and read all over?

Edward Nygma

Easy. A zebra with a gaping hole. Next.

Um... no, it's actually a newspaper.

Edward Nygma

That's ridiculous. There's nothing red in a newspaper. Next.

Well it makes sense if you...

Edward Nygma

Next!

I have a face and two arms, but no body. What am I?

Edward Nygma

A deformed baby. Come on! Surely you can do better than this!

The answer is a clock. Y'know, hands? [pause] I think there's something wrong with your brain, Ed.

Edward Nygma

There is nothing wrong with my brain! The problem is your riddles. Bring me a riddle that is worthy of my name!