Glee quotes

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All Seasons
 Season 1  



Kurt: Why is that T-Rex eating that Jew?

Kurt: Yeah, I just really, really wanted to win.
Blaine:: You did win. So did I. We got each other out of all this. That beats a lousy trophy, don't you think?
[both walk off hand in hand]

Kurt: Yeah, you don't want to be late for your appointment at Supercuts!
Azimio: Watch your mouth, homo!
Dave Karofsky: And you know what, fancy? You don't need an appointment at Supercuts; they love walk-ins!

Kurt: You know they make shampoo for color treated hair.
Sam: I don't dye my hair!
Kurt: Uh-huh.

Kurt: You smell homeless, Brett. Homeless.

Kurt:(to Blaine) I'm going to show them that it doesn't matter if they are yelling at me or whispering behind my back, they can't touch me. They can't touch us or what we have.
With Rachel and Quinn:

Lauren: I look like a lemon meringue pie.
Brittany: I think you look delicious.

Lauren: I spell woman Z-I-Z-E-S.

Lauren: If I was a country, my flag would be a big fist giving the rest of the world the finger.

Lauren: It's not like I'm getting married.
Quinn: Oh, you can get married as many times as you want, you only get one shot at your junior prom.

Lauren: Stare at me again and I'll break your nuts.

Lauren: Who you are inside and who you pretend to be to the rest of the world? They're two different people.

Lauren: You're always singing about R.E.S.P.E.C.T. but respect isn't something you can ask for, you have to demand it.

Mercedes: ...You get to wear a fabulous hat.
Kurt: You had me at fabulous hat.

Mercedes: (to Rachel) I'd like to preserve you. In a jar. In my basement.