Ghost Whisperer quotes

Melinda

I can see you and you don't scare me. What do you want with my husband?

It's not your husband I want, its you.

What has the son of a bitch done now?

Melinda

He hasn't done anything except die.

Well. I figured it would happen sooner or later. Looks like it's sooner.

Andrea

Please, we saw The Ring together, you stayed under your seat.

[to his son] Find the parents of the man I killed. Don't tell them who you are. Befriend them. Do good things for them. Make their lives easier. Make a difference.

Melinda

Do you want us to go?

Andrea

What's a malevolent spirit or two between friends?

Jim

I don't get it. Why does a ghost dog need to go for walks?

Melinda

If I could answer that I could cross him over.

Jim

Here's what I think. If we take the ball, throw it far enough, he will keep going, until he reaches the light. Right?

Melinda

[After seeing a ghost flying in after Todd] Todd's not the only one moving in in the night.

Jim

See anything?

Melinda

Nope, just Todd.

Jim

Ah, maybe he (the ghost) likes to sleep in.

Melinda

[To Jim] There's a ghost living across the street. You can pretend he's not there, I can't.

Andrea

Melinda, you saw the guy bury plastic bags!

Melinda

Yeah, it would be pretty stupid to bury evidence in your backyard, wouldn't it?

Andrea

Well, we can test his IQ after we call the police.

Andrea

Do you have to suffer to be an artist?

Melinda

No, I think it just gives you an edge over the competition.

Andrea

Could you cut it out? I gotta go home to an empty apartment.

Andrea

Maybe I should just start fainting in front of firehouses.

Melinda

Are you kidding me? They would knock each other down to get to you! Paramedics, cops, Boy Scouts...

I'm not scared of ghosts, if that's what you mean. I don't even know why you said that to me.

Melinda

I didn't say it.

Yes you did, yesterday.

Melinda

No, mom, I didn't say that...Sarah said it. You saw her. You saw Sarah.

No.

Melinda

Yes you did.

Stop it, Melinda. I didn't see her...I heard her.

Melinda

Can you see them?

No. I don't know. Sometimes, maybe. I hate it, makes me feel like I'm crazy.

Melinda

Makes you feel crazy? Think about how I've been feeling this whole time, I was lied to by the one person that I'm supposed to trust the most.