Jim Clancy quotes from Ghost Whisperer

Melinda

I learned a long time ago, don't question the cosmic law of French toast.

Jim

The what?

Jim

Where were you?

Melinda

Oh...I um...

Jim

I figured a hospital that you must be in hog heaven.

Melinda

It's not all it's cracked up to be.

Jim

Am I dead?

Melinda

No.

Jim

You never know with you?

Jim

I don't get it. Why does a ghost dog need to go for walks?

Melinda

If I could answer that I could cross him over.

Jim

See anything?

Melinda

Nope, just Todd.

Jim

Ah, maybe he (the ghost) likes to sleep in.

Melinda

You know, in life, do you feel like we've done enough?

Jim

Ask me in forty years. Well, if I can still hear you then.

Melinda

Jim!

Jim

Well, I was just trying to memorize the placement of all the furniture in the room, I'm awake!

Jim

Uh oh.

Melinda

What's wrong?

Jim

Nothing, she woke up, I just got slimed.

Melinda

I am cooking for you tonight, and you are not helping me in any way.

Jim

I'm backing away from the grocery bags.