Melinda Gordon quotes from Ghost Whisperer

Melinda

Do you want us to go?

Andrea

What's a malevolent spirit or two between friends?

Jim

I don't get it. Why does a ghost dog need to go for walks?

Melinda

If I could answer that I could cross him over.

Jim

See anything?

Melinda

Nope, just Todd.

Jim

Ah, maybe he (the ghost) likes to sleep in.

Andrea

Melinda, you saw the guy bury plastic bags!

Melinda

Yeah, it would be pretty stupid to bury evidence in your backyard, wouldn't it?

Andrea

Well, we can test his IQ after we call the police.

Andrea

Do you have to suffer to be an artist?

Melinda

No, I think it just gives you an edge over the competition.

Andrea

Maybe I should just start fainting in front of firehouses.

Melinda

Are you kidding me? They would knock each other down to get to you! Paramedics, cops, Boy Scouts...

I'm not scared of ghosts, if that's what you mean. I don't even know why you said that to me.

Melinda

I didn't say it.

Yes you did, yesterday.

Melinda

No, mom, I didn't say that...Sarah said it. You saw her. You saw Sarah.

No.

Melinda

Yes you did.

Stop it, Melinda. I didn't see her...I heard her.

Melinda

Can you see them?

No. I don't know. Sometimes, maybe. I hate it, makes me feel like I'm crazy.

Melinda

Makes you feel crazy? Think about how I've been feeling this whole time, I was lied to by the one person that I'm supposed to trust the most.

Andrea

Water takes 5 minutes to get hot, does that count?

Melinda

5 minutes? You are so lucky!

Melinda

No, these things are almost never random, and if this place wasn't haunted to begin with, it means you probably brought something home with you.

Andrea

Great. Take-out ghost.

Melinda

Don't worry, we'll get through this. Do you have any more ice-cream?

Melinda

I liked your hair in college.

Andrea

Right, I would rather be chased by the haunted hiking boots than look like that again!

Andrea

You guys are too good to me.

Melinda

That's what couches are for.

Andrea

Mmm...is there going to be a chocolate on my pillow?

Melinda

Not unless the cat throws it up! If anything happens, you just yell. You might want to sleep with the light on.

Andrea

Are you kidding me? I'd arrange stadium lighting if I could!

Melinda

You know, in life, do you feel like we've done enough?

Jim

Ask me in forty years. Well, if I can still hear you then.

Andrea

Oh God, do we really have to do this?

Melinda

No, we could just let him haunt you. For the rest of your life.

Melinda

He wants you to know that he had a crush on you too.

Andrea

Great, Mel. That's another one that got away.

Melinda

Jim!

Jim

Well, I was just trying to memorize the placement of all the furniture in the room, I'm awake!