“Sir, the main weapon on your point vehicle...” – Sgt. Brad "Iceman" Colbert, Generation Kill ... TV Quotes Database

SBSgt. Brad "Iceman" Colbert

Sir, the main weapon on your point vehicle is unreliable. Given the prevailing climatic conditions, using this lubricant...is like trying to buttfuck a virgin, underage Phuket whore with chalk, when K-Y is clearly called for, Sir.

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