Sgt Maj. John Sixta, GySgt Mike ‘Gunny’ Wynn and others in “Unfinished Business”

(Almost singing) Groo-ming stan-dard! By first light tamorrey, I expects all y'all to be clean shaven...

After what we just went through?

There's lots can go wrong out here. Lack of batt'ry. Cold chow. Lack of pussy. But the one thing these mens can counts on is the groomin' standard. I believe it always ought to be there for 'em.

Sgt Major, my company commander informed me last night that Godfather said the men wouldn’t have to shave!

(looks down and laughs) In his in-fine-ite wisdom, the battalion commander, never said that. You best check with your company commander.