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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[Prof. Lydia Dwayne and Dr. Arthur Morwood-Smith, on holiday on Rapa Nui/Easter Island, spot Elisa wandering out on her own at night]

PLProf. Lydia Dwayne

Now, that's odd.

AMDr. Arthur Morwood-Smith

Odd, indeed. [As they pass her] Perhaps she's been separated from one of those tour groups.

[Turns around to catch up. Drives past and stops in front of her]

AMDr. Arthur Morwood-Smith

[To Elisa] Do you often go wandering about at night, young lady?

Who are you?

PLProf. Lydia Dwayne

I'm Professor. Lydia Dwayne, this is my collegue, Dr. Arthur Morwood-Smith. We're archaeologists on holiday.

Then how-about telling me exactly where 'here' is, or for that matter, who I am?

[Later]

AMDr. Arthur Morwood-Smith

My dear, are you saying you don't remember your own name?

[Despairingly] I can't seem to remember anything. I feel lucky I know how to talk.

PLProf. Lydia Dwayne

Well, we can at least tell you where you are, perhaps that'll jog your memory.

AMDr. Arthur Morwood-Smith

The natives call this land "Rapa Nui".

PLProf. Lydia Dwayne

In modern times, it's become far better known as "Easter Island".

Easter Island? How did I end up in the middle of the Pacific?

AMDr. Arthur Morwood-Smith

Well, I can't answer that, my dear, but we're certianly are't going to leave you wandering about in your condition.

Yeah... Well... I guess I could use a ride...

[Spots Elisa] Elisa... She appears unharmed... But what could have possessed her to go off with those two...?

[At 'The Islander' hotel]

According to my wallet, my name is "Elisa Maza", and I'm a New York City Policewoman.

PLProf. Lydia Dwayne

I thought you looked familiar. We've met before. Do you remember the Scrolls of Merlin?

[Sighs] No. I'm sorry.

ADr. Arnada

Do you know what a scroll is?

[exasperated] Of course.

ADr. Arnada

Well, you can be grateful you general knowledge appears to be intact. [Shines a light in her eye]

Yeah, I'm jumping for joy here, doc.

[Goliath retrieves Elisa from the hotel, not knowing that she is amnesic. The Doctors all try to stop him, but he throws them off with his wings]

Elisa, stop struggling. It's me, Goliath. We're friends.

[Panicking] Get your claws off me!

[Goliath jumps from the balcony with his wings open.]

You might want to reconsider your request.

[Elisa looks down at the ground, far beneath them as it gets closer.]

[Panics] Oh...! We're gonna die!

[Starts gliding] I will not let anything harm you.

[Still nervous from how high up they are] You win. I'll behave... At least while we're this high up.

I suppose that's a start.

[About her gun] A lot of good this did me.

I cannot believe you pulled the trigger on me.

Yeah? Well I can't believe I was carrying an empty revolver. What kind of cop am I?

A very good one. It's not your fault. You've been out of bullets since we left Avalon. Try and remember.

[Still apprehensive about being off the ground] Just shut up and land.

[Starts to land] Elisa, please... We have been friends for over a year, good friends! We've been... travelling together with my daughter Angela. And Bronx?

[Taken back] Whoa, Tiny, you mean there's more than one of you?

[Sternly] My name is not 'Tiny'. I am Goliath. Think! The castle... Xanatos... Gargoyles-

[Hysterical] -Stop-it! Stop-it! I just don't remember! I'm not even sure I want to remember!

[Grimly] Someone has done this to you... [Clenches fist] I swear they will pay!...

[Nokkar is holding Angela and Bronx captive, believing that she is in league with the space-Spawn. Goliath and Elisa are being observed through surveillance camaras.]

[To Nokkar] How many ways can I say it? We mean you no harm. [To Bronx, Sighs] It's no use, Bronx, he doesn't understand a word I say. [Bronx whines]

NNokkar

On the contrary, I understand your words, I simply do not believe them. You have been long expected. I know you were sent here take this world.

"Take this world"? Take it where?

That's some story all right. Gargoyle clans, mutated brothers, magic spells. You threw in everything but King Arthur and the Holy Grail.

Yes, well, we haven't encountered the Holy Grail... yet.

[Xanatos and Coyote are holding Angela and Goliath prisoner.]

C4Coyote 4.0

This trough is filled with acid. In about ten minutes its going to do a very nasty job on that soil carving, not to mention your rugged good looks.

It's my first real stab at clichéd villainy. How am I doing?

[Xanatos and Coyote 4.0 capture the Kachina Coyote.]

KCKachina Coyote

How are doing this? No machine can hold me!

This one can. Ever heard of the Cauldron of Life? It was supposed to grant me immortality, but it fell short of my expectations. I couldn't see such a rare find going to waste, though, so I melted it down and used it to reconstruct Coyote. My Coyote. The magic inherent in the iron allows him to hold you. Ironic, isn't it? One Coyote catching another.

KCKachina Coyote

I should sue you for trademark infringement.

Consider him a tribute. Besides, I've always considered myself a trickster at heart.

[Goliath, Angela, Bronx and Elisa arrive on Avalon]

I'm beginning to think this Manhattan we search for is a myth.

Impossible. Time is like a river, correcting its courses against any change. History cannot be changed.

Your body was destroyed!

XPXanatos Program

Sad but true. However, my brain patterns and personality were successfully downloaded into my computer network - granting me the immortality I've always desired.

You're not immortal! You're not even Xanatos! The real Xanatos at his worst would not have done what you've done. You're just an unfeeling machine.

XPXanatos Program

Well, this machine is about to download onto every computer on the world wide net, bringing the planet exactly the kind of order it needs: my kind.

The world needs your kind of order like it needs another Ice Age!

[The Xanatos Program holds up virtual Goliath's disembodied head.]

XPXanatos Program

Alas, poor Goliath. I knew him well.

You will not win!

XPXanatos Program

What are you going to do? Bite my kneecaps off?

What are you doing here, my love? Have you forgotten the Gathering?

TTitania (as Anastasia Renard)

I am gathering even now.

We have discussed this, my dear. It is my law that we do not directly interfere with human affairs. Let the woman keep her child.

Keep my child? Mother, who is this guy?

"Mother"?! [chuckles] Oh, Titania, what have you been up to?

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