Puck quotes from Gargoyles

Puck

Fearsome creature who would stay / Unchanged by the light of day / Remain you thus throughout the night / And be thou flesh by dawn's fair light.

Puck

Is this how you welcome all your guests?

Demona

Any who would turn on me. And you're not a guest. You serve the human, now you can serve me.

Puck

Serving humans is fun. They have a sense of humor. You have none.

Demona

Perhaps not, Puck, but I have you.

Puck

Well, let's just get this over with, shall we? How can I be of service, hmm? Out with it. I haven't got all night.

Demona

You've got all millennium if I choose. [Ponders] I'm too vulnerable during the day. I don't want to turn to stone anymore.

Puck

Of course. You want to stroll down Fifth Avenue in the sunshine. I'm sure you'll fit right in.

Puck

What is it you really want? [He touches the mirror, and an image of Goliath appears] How quaint. After all these centuries, you're still carrying a torch. Well, if that's you want, I can make him love you again. Piece of cake... given your charming personality.

Demona

That's it! That's what I want! If you cannot get rid of all the humans, then at least rid me of that human: Elisa Maza!

Puck

Did you say that human, or that human? Oh, never mind, I'll figure it out. This just might be fun after all.

Demona

I want you to get rid of the humans. ALL of them.

Puck

Does this look like Aladdin's lamp? I have limits, after all.

Demona

I would know you no matter what your form, Goliath! Take care of them, Puck.

Puck

As you wish... Humans love a battle hearty. So does Puck; come on, let's party!

Goliath

It ends now, Puck. Change everyone back to the way they were before Demona summoned you. Do it, and you win your freedom.

Puck

It will be my pleasure. But afterwards, I'm going to need a very long nap. First the humans I'll attend. [the city turns back to normal, then lastly, Elisa turns back to normal.] Then the gargoyles will I mend. [The Manhattan Clan are turned back into gargoyles] If his efforts you commend, free Puck, let him homeward wend.

Goliath

There. [breaks Puck's chain] You're free.

Goliath

What about... him?

Oberon

Yes... what about him?

Puck

I have a sunny disposition and I'm always kind to animals?

Goliath

Puck! I should've known. But why this subterfuge?

Puck

Hey, I live for subterfuge!