Garfield and Friends quotes

"I can't believe we get away with this every week." [from Episodes 26 and 27]

"Today, featuring Binky the Clown, so turn up the volume, kids!" [from Episodes 28 and 29]

"Don't try any of this at home, kids. We're professionals." [from Episodes 30 and 31]

"If you don't see this label, you're not watching a genuine Garfield cartoon." [From Episode 31 in syndicated airings only]

"Wouldn't I make a great ventriloquist? My lips never move." [from Episodes 32 and 33]

"This offer void where prohibited. Some restrictions may apply. Batteries not included." [from Episodes 34 and 35]

"We've got to stop that chicken from writing on my logo every week." [from Episodes 36 and 37]

"Y'know, we're really running out of those silly lines I do at the start of each show." [from Episode 37 in syndicated airings only]

"Garfield and Friends is taped in front of an animated studio audience." [from Episodes 38 and 39]

"And a special hello to all you wonderful Nielsen families out there." [from Episode 41]

"And pay attention; there'll be a test at the end." [from Episodes 42, 59]

"Garfield and FRIENDS? Who are these friends, and why haven't they brought food?" [From Episode 42 in syndicated airings only]

"Change channels and you'll never see your dog again." [from Episode 44]

"Today's show is brought to you by the letter K and the number 9." [from Episode 45]

"It doesn't start until the fat lady screams." [from Episodes 47 and 55]