[on Arya's 'water-dancing'] Who taught you that shite?
The greatest swordsman who ever lived. Syrio Forel, the First Sword to the Sealord of Braavos.
Braavos. Greasy-haired little bastard women, they all are.
What do you know about anything?
I bet his hair's greasier than Joffrey's cunt.
It was not!
'Was?' He dead?
Yes!
How?
He was killed!
Who by?
Meryn Trant! That's why Ser Meryn's on my-
[in disbelief] Meryn Trant? 'The greatest swordsman who ever lived' killed by Meryn fucking Trant?
He was outnumbered!
Any boy-whore with a sword could beat three Meryn Trants.
Syrio didn't have a sword! Or armour! Just a stick!
[laughing] The greatest swordsman who ever lived didn't have a sword? All right. You have a sword. Let's see what he taught you. Go on, do it for your Braavosi friend. Dead like all the rest of your friends.
[Arya attempts to stab him in the stomach, but Needle fails to penetrate Clegane's armour; he backhands her to the ground and picks up Needle]
Your friend's dead and Meryn Trant's not, because Trant had armour and a big fucking sword. [hands Needle back to her and walks away]
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