Hey, I know you. You're the Hound! Pour our new friend some ale! What brings you so far north?
I could ask the same of you. What're you doing up here?
Just keepin' the King's peace.
No need, war's over.
So I've heard. Stannis defeated at the Blackwater, Robb Stark killed at the Twins, and where am I for all of it? Stuck with your brother. Meaning no offense.
None taken.
He's good, the Mountain is. Best at what he does. But torture, torture, torture, torture. You spend enough time puttin' a hammer to people, and you start to feel like a carpenter making chairs. Drains the fun right out of it! And what's life without a little fun? Well, I don't need to tell you that, eh?
She's all right. I've had better.
You know what? You should come with us. His kind, they've always got something hidden away, gold, silver, more daughters. Always something, if you know how to make em talk and there's plenty of 'em between here and King's Landing. You could do well for yourself. We certainly have been!
I'm not going to King's Landing.
But think about it. We can do whatever we like, wherever we go! These are the King's colors. No one's standing in his way now... which means no one's standing in ours.
Fuck the King.
When I heard that Joffrey's dog had turned tail and run at the Battle of the Blackwater, I didn't believe it. But, here you are.
Here I am. Bring me one of those chickens.
You got money to pay for it?
You paid for it?
No, but we're the King's men. So, you got money?
Not a penny. I'll still take that chicken.
Tell you what. We'll trade you. One of our little chickens for one of yours. Give us a go at your friend. Lowell there likes them a bit broken in.
You're a talker. Listening to talkers...makes me thirsty. And hungry. Think I'll take two chickens.
You don't seem to understand the situation.
I understand, that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth... I'm gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.
You lived your life for the King. You gonna die for some chickens?
Someone is.
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