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Full Metal Panic! · Season 1, Episode 1

Sousuke Sagara, Melissa Mao and others in “The Guy I Kinda Like is a Sergeant”

Sousuke Sagara

What are these?

Melissa Mao

Things most Japanese high school students probably have. I gathered them from all over the submarine.

Sousuke

Is that right? What's this? [picks up a condom still in its wrapper]

Mao

A condom.

Sousuke

I know that, but why would high school students need such a thing?

Mao

Hey, don't pretend to be so innocent, you dirty old man!

Sousuke

What are you talking about? I've used it before.

Mao

[cries in surprise] Wow!

Sousuke

If you don't have a water bottle in the jungle, you can use this. [smiles] It can hold a litre of water.

Mao

[sighs]

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