Full Metal Panic! quotes

I didn't give you any orders to prepare music. Don't waste storage capacity without approval.

It is not a problem. It only takes up a mere one or two gigabytes.>

I interpret that message to be a joke. Another joke is an effective counter-measure. I have prepared 50 volumes of jokes to make humans laugh, so if you have a request

It's not a joke, it's a threat.

After that, Al was quiet. Inside the cockpit, Sousuke wearily shook his head; in response to the movement, the Arbalest also moved its head in the same way.

Really, an AI that gives that kind of ridiculous advice?

The controlling support system of this machine saying "sing a song", of all things.

Since Hong Kong, this AI's speech and conduct had become stranger day by day. It increasingly would talk without permission, which was all the more puzzling since there were no obvious malfunctions detected. The technicians said that, by Al's request, they would connect the circuit to FM radio or BS television so that it could receive the programming on them- but perhaps Sousuke should have them stop that from now on.