Mike Moore quotes from Frontline

You're tough! You're... Remember that time you asked Imran Khan about his new lover? Man, nobody would have done that!

Mike Moore

Yeah, that was off-air.

...yeah! But it still took guts, he's a big man.

I mean, that's why people like you Mike, you're nice. My mum likes you.

Mike

I didn't know she watched.

She doesn't, but from what I tell her, she thinks you're really nice.

Mike

And say hello to Father Stephenson for me.

Uhh, he's dead.

Mike

Oh that's terrible. Uh, well, tell him I'm sorry to hear that.

Mike

Don't underestimate our viewers Brian.

Brian

I've built a career on it, mate.

Brian

Our audience simply doesn’t have the concentration span.

Mike

[plays distractedly with a piece of stationary]

Brian

Mike?

Mike

[looking up] Sorry.

Brian

We've got three minutes to do a story. Five if it involves nudity.

Mike

[spotting Bert Newton in a shopping centre] Bert! Bert.

Oh, hi.

Mike

How's it going?

Just great, thanks.

Mike

Looking forward to the Logies?

Oh, certainly am, yeah.

Mike

Well, I've just been doing some shopping for it.

Yeah.

Mike

Well, I better get going – lovely to see you Bert.

Yeah, good to see you... mate.

You want to hear this letter?

Mike

Yeah, yeah.

"Dear editor, as a big fan of Frontline and in particular Mike Moore, I'm glad he's back hosting the show. Brooke Vandenberg did a good job, but let's face it – she's no match for Mike."

Mike

Great. That's fantastic.

You want me to mail it today?

Mike

Yeah, oh, and Dom...

Use a fake name.

Mike

Yeah.

Mike

[talking to himself] Now what did I come up here for? [looks at video tapes in hand] What are these?...let me retrace my steps...I was down at the canteen [to Prowsie] stay there cos....now I walk back in - Oh yeah, these are for you [Puts video tapes on Prowsie's table and leaves the office]

Soft-cock.