Fred's Head quotes

In my experience, you can't always measure someone’s courage by the size of the nuts they got.

"Even the most absorbant paper towels can't wipe up the spills of the heart!

"Love is like hair after a ride on the rollercoaster. Difficult to untangle .

"Friendship is like your room, sometimes it gets messy.

"Sometimes, an ex is like a horror story…Baaahh!!

Hmph!

Christmas, it's hard to give it up cold turkey…

"If you're looking for true beauty, then I would suggest your follow your nose.

Love, is like a pimple: without warning, it blows up in your face. Splat!

"Always be polite to strangers...they might end up being your inlaws.

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