Eric quotes from Flight 29 Down

Eric

(to Melissa) I guess...you're the only one who knows I have a pet iguana at home.

Eric

Have fun. Oh, and uh, watch out for the wild boar.

Eric

I'm charmed.

Eric

Wow, you're my hero.

Eric

Chillo-what?

Eric

I think we should build...a little raft. For 2 people. Maybe.

Taylor

If Daley wants trouble, she's come to the WRONG place.

Eric

You mean she's come to the right place. If you're gonna give her trouble, then she's come to the right place.

Taylor

Oh. Right. That's exactly what I mean.

Taylor

(talking to Eric) Hey! Lame-O! What are you doing?

Taylor

Because...?

Eric

Because if I did, you wouldn't appreciate the lesson that you gain here.

Taylor

Oh really?

Eric

Taylor Taylor Taylor. You're learning that there's beauty in defeat.

Taylor

I am?

Jackson

Lex found some oysters...

Lex

...or clams.

Eric

Are they poisonous?

Lex

I don't know...but someone's gotta try it. But who?

Jackson

Whoever has the shortest stick has to try one first.

Taylor

Eww! I'm not gonna eat that edible snot!

Daley

How would you know if it tasted like snot?

Eric

Wow...

Daley

Mmmmmm...You should try some.

Eric

Yeah...they're really good.

Taylor

Eww!

Melissa

Why'd you tell everyone my secret.

Eric

I don't know what you're talking about.

Melissa

Yes, you do.

Eric

Taylor spread your secret, not me!

Taylor

Do you think I try too hard? Be honest. I don't think I try too hard. You don't think she'll do anything stupid, do you?

Eric

What answer can I give you that will make you go away?

Eric

(dreaming about whats in the box)(dials imaginary phone)

Please Dial Again.(Dials again) Please dial again.(Dials again) Do you even know the number?!?!

Taylor

Hello?

Eric

The box is mine...GET OFF THE PHONE!