Dougal
God, I can't wait to see what's under tomorrow's window. I bet it's a donkey or something.
Father Ted'
Really? So, you've changed from your initial prediction of... what was it again? "Ruud Gullit sitting on a shed." God, Dougal, where do you get these ideas from? I bet it's just a lovely angel. What do you think's under tomorrow's window, Father?
Father Jack
A pair of feckin' women's knickers!
Father Ted
Who knows...
Father Jack
Knickers!
Father Ted
Yes, Father.
Father Jack
Women's knickers!
Father Ted
Yes, Father, Yes! Message understood.
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