Hap quotes from Eureka Seven

Hap

Hey, you two, can I ask something? Where's the Puncha Nut? Matthieu: Oh, yeah, that thing? It smelled awful. Hilda: Idiot! Nobody here gives a damn what you think of it! And, by the way, what the hell time do you think it is right now, anyway?! Matthieu: Oh, honey, there's a real good reason why we're late... Hilda: Ugh! You reek of booze! Come with me! (grabs Matthieu by the ear and drags him off) Matthieu: Ow! Ouch, stop it! Stop it, that hurts! You're ripping my ear off!

Hap

Hey, I'm curious. What's wrong with Eureka? Renton: I really don't know. Hap: Did something happen between you guys? I always thought that you two made a cute couple. Tell me what happened. Renton: I told you I don't know. Hap: Huh? Can you speak up a little louder? Can't hear you with the wind. Renton: I said I don't know what's going on, alright! Jeez, I wouldn't be having so many problems if I did. Hap: A woman's mind and autumn wind change often. Renton: What the heck is an autumn? Hap: Don't really know. Just something people have always said. (Renton hits a bump on the road) Hey! That was dangerous! Careful! Renton: You remember when we approached the Coralian that day? Hap: Huh? Renton: I think that it started right before that. Somehow, we're drifting apart. Me and Eureka. Hap: So things were going well until then? Renton: Yeah, well, you know, we got along really well. Hap: Heh, that's great! Sweet adolescence. So, what'd you do, you push her or something? (Renton blushes and almost swerves off the road) Hap: Hey, idiot, calm down, will ya? Hey, were you able to kiss her at least? Renton: K-K-Kiss her? Hap: Oh, come on. You didn't get that far? Matthieu: Guy has to push his way toward, you know? Renton: Um, Hap, do you realize that you turned the communicator on? Hap: Oh, so I did. I'm sorry about that. Renton: Don't give me that! You meant to do it! (Hap laughs)

Hap

Hey, what are you doing? Moondoggie: (mopping) What? What do you mean? I'm cleaning, can't you tell? (Gonzy walks by) Aah! Gonzy, I just finished mopping up that part of the floor!