Officer Brenner and Officer Norkin in “Unfinished Business”

Looks like somebody parked here illegally.

I'll write 'em a ticket.

How come I've never met your wife?

Huh?

You know, we've been working together for like three years now, and I just think it's weird that you never let me meet your wife.

Oh, well, um... she's just uh, she's just shy.

You're not really married, are ya?

What?

Of course I am! You can't just pretend to be married and not have a wife. I mean, come on. What're you talking about?

Let me meet her.

Alright, alright. I'm not married. There's no Marissa.

You made up Marissa?

Well, no. There was a Marissa in the 9th grade. I asked her to the school dance, and she just... she just laughed at me.

It's okay, buddy. I understand.

I feel so dumb.