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Drake & Josh · Season 1, Episode 15

Scotty, Rina and others in “Unfinished Business”

SScotty

Can you believe it? We made it backstage.

RRina

This is not backstage!

PPaul

This is practically jail.

Those guys are cops.

RRina

Yes. Scary cops who are going to arrest us for having fake tickets, Scotty.

SScotty

Guys, the tickets are not fake.

Are you sure?

SScotty

I photocopied them myself. [everyone looks upset] What?

You can't photocopy tickets.

SScotty

Yes, you can! You just put them on the glass, close the liddy thingy and press copy. Any moron could do it.

No, not just any moron. It takes a special moron, like you!

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