SScotty
Can you believe it? We made it backstage.
RRina
This is not backstage!
PPaul
This is practically jail.
Those guys are cops.
RRina
Yes. Scary cops who are going to arrest us for having fake tickets, Scotty.
SScotty
Guys, the tickets are not fake.
Are you sure?
SScotty
I photocopied them myself. [everyone looks upset] What?
You can't photocopy tickets.
SScotty
Yes, you can! You just put them on the glass, close the liddy thingy and press copy. Any moron could do it.
No, not just any moron. It takes a special moron, like you!
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