TV QuotesDatabase
SEASON 1

Dollhouse · Season 1

Dollhouse Season 1 quotes

69 quotes · page 2 of 5

S1 E3Stage Fright

You are having a breakdown. Not a shave-your-head-and-flash-your-junk wacky phase

S1 E4Gray Hour

They're eating lunch.

They're eating lunch together, man friend. The same three. Even the same table. They're grouping.

Are you saying they remember each other?

No, no, no. The wipes are clean. This goes deeper than memory, into instinctual survival patterns. Flocking. A whole mess of sparrows turning on a dime, salmon trucking upstream. This isn't a book club, man friend, this is the herd.

They're not bison, Topher.

They're a little bit bison.

They didn't used to be.

They volunteered for this.

So we're told.

[as Taffy] They're called breasts, and yes, they are exceptional. You mention that, when you blog about this later.

WWalton

If she's the best, how come I've never heard of her?

[as Taffy] You've heard of Bonnie and Clyde, right?

WWalton

Are you Bonnie?

[as Taffy] No. I'm not that stupid. Bonnie and her gun-crazy beau, you know what they wanted? It wasn't to be the best. The best lead the quiet, head down kind of life. No, Bonnie and Clydie, they wanted fame, notoriety, and boy did they get it. They also got dead. I'll pass on that. When this is over, feel free to forget I exist.

IIvy

[Reading from list] Pizza squares, ice cream bites, beef jerky? Okay, you may be the boy god of all things neuro, and I do worship at the altar of your genius, but I am not getting you all of this stuff.

Ivy, babe, add juice boxes.

IIvy

You're privilege abusing.

Do you want to know how to avoid spandrels when aligning rigid designators?

IIvy

Grape or apple?

That could lead to a coma state, or it could turn her into Carrie at the prom

Give me the bag.

CCyril

Who are you?

The bag.

CCyril

I can't do that.

Give me the bag.

CCyril

I've got a buyer. He pays me twice as much as it's worth, so --

[Takes out a large revolver]

CCyril

Okay, okay. You and me, we go in together. 50/50.

[Pulls the hammer back on the revolver]

CCyril

I'll drop this!

I'll shoot you.

CCyril

This is -- the worth of this! This is a piece of the Parth -- do you know how much that's worth?! That's millions! I'm going to turn it into dust. I swear to God.

You drop that, I shoot you. Then you don't get paid or breathe.

CCyril

Okay. [Gives Boyd the bag and runs]

[Catches the bag, then turns and shoots Cyril in the leg]

CCyril

You shot me!

Barely.

S1 E5True Believer

I don't like it.

Good. It's your job not to like it, Mr. Dominic. But Senator Boxbaum is more than just a valued client, he's a well placed asset. Denying his request would have a steeper downside than acquiescing.

It's not the job. I'm confident Langton can handle the ATF. It's Echo. Her field response has been wildly erratic lately.

She's demonstrated a talent for adaptability, which is precisely what's required in this instance.

They shouldn't be adaptable, they should be predictable. If Alpha didn't teach us that much?

You don't like Echo, do you Mr. Dominic?

It's not that I don't like her. It's sometimes I worry you do.

Your objections have been noted. Thank you, Mr. Dominic.

The actual procedure isn't any more complicated than laser eye correction, it ain't brain surgery.

Actually, it is brain surgery. We're going to be turning Echo into a human camera, and in order to do that, she's going to have to be made blind.

Not permanently. [Dr. Saunders shoots him a look] In theory.

So this is it?

Yes. The latest in CSEVP: Cortical Stimulation for Evocation of Visual Perception.

Brain camera for the blind.

Or that.

Doctor?

Topher?

Hello.

Hello.

So listen. Here’s the thing. I was looking -- glancing -- I noticed… Victor.

You noticed Victor.

Mm-hmm. In the shower, and he’s… naked.

Victor’s naked in the shower.

Right. Anyway, he seemed to be having a kind of… man-reaction.

A what?

A, you know, reaction that a man -- person might have in the… you know, the… naked part. Shower. Victor.

Victor had an erection?

I prefer man-reaction.

[as Esther] [Hits Jonas in the head with a candlestick, knocking him out] Go!

SSeth

Esther!

[as Esther] What is wrong with you?! You people are dying!

SSeth

[Runs to Jonas' side] What have you done?

[as Esther] Start taking these people out of here. He swore to protect them. If he won't, we have to! Seth, the blind girl is looking you in the eye. Do you know what that means? It means God brought me here. He has a message for you, and that message is move your ass!

S1 E6Man On The Street

Why didn't you tell us you were setting up Hearn?

He had to be clear. He had to be flush with success or he'd never have tried again.

You will never take action like that on your own again inside these walls. Am I clear?

You're clear.

A bonus has been wired to your account.

I don't need a bonus.

Well I need to give it to you.

Can you imagine at all why it is that you're not dead?

HHearn

You've probably got something worse planned. Are you going to erase my brain, turn me into one of your fantasy boys?

I find it a bit sad that you think of yourself as a candidate for anyone's fantasy.

HHearn

You know you're sweet on me.

[Dominic punches him in the ear.]

These quotes come from Wikiquote's Dollhouse pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.