The Doctor, Clara and others in “The Time of the Doctor”

I'm the Doctor. I’m a Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey. I stole a time machine and ran away, and I've been flouting the principle law of my own people ever since! [Claps a hand over his mouth] That wasn't quite what I was meant to say.

I'm an English teacher from planet Earth, and I ran off with a man from space because I really fancy... [claps a hand over her mouth, looking shocked]

I think, perhaps, you should stop talking till you get used to it.

Used to what?

What did you say your name was?

Bubbly-personality-masking-bossy-control-freak! [Claps her hand back over her mouth]

I'm wearing a wig! [Claps hand over mouth. The couple laughs.] No! Ah, I see! Yes, of course. It's a truth field. Oh, that is so quaint. I haven't seen a truth field in years! I'm wearing a wig!

No one can lie in this town, especially this close to the tower.

Doesn't that make life a bit difficult?

Not at all.

Yes!