The Doctor and Rory in “The Wedding of River Song”

The loyal soldier, waiting to be noticed, always the pattern: why is that?

Sorry, sir?

Your boss, you should just ask her out. She likes you. She said so.

[Dryly] Really, sir? What did she say?

Ah, she just sort of generally indicated —

[Turns and looks him straight in the eye] What exactly did she say?

[Stuttering] Well, she said you were a Mr. Hottie-ness... and that she would like to go out with you for texting and scones. [Smiles hopefully]

[Stares at him] You really haven't done this before, have you?

No, I haven't.