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The Doctor, Calvierri Girls and others in “The Vampires of Venice”

[The Doctor looks in a mirror]

Hello, handsome.

CGCalvierri Girls

Who are you?

[Looks at the mirror and then at the girls, realizing that they cast no reflection]

How are you doing that? I am loving it! You're like Houdini, only five slightly scary girls. And he was shorter... will be shorter. I'm rambling.

CGCalvierri Girls (all)

I'll ask you again, signore: who are you?

Why don't you check this out? [Shows them a card with a picture of the First Doctor; long pause as the girls look confused; he looks at the card and remembers that he has left the psychic paper with Rory] Library card, of course! It's with... he's... [gestures in front of his face to imitate Rory's long nose] ...I need a spare. Pale, creepy girls who don't like sunlight... and can't be seen... ah, am I thinking what I think I'm thinking? But the city, why shut down the city?

CGCalvierri Girls

Leave now, signore, or we shall call for the steward. [smile darkly] If you're lucky.

[camp] Ooh! [They bare long fangs and approach the Doctor; he goes to the stairs, then spins around toward them] Tell me the whole plan! [The girls hiss] One day that'll work. [He backs away] Listen, I would love to stay here. This whole thing... I'm thrilled! Oh, this is Christmas!

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