You don't steer the TARDIS, you negotiate with it!
“Smile”
In this episode: Twelfth Doctor (5), Bill (3)
BBill
Why are you Scottish?
I'm not Scottish, I'm just cross!
What's the opposite of a massacre?
BBill
OK, what?
In my experience, a lecture.
Do you know why I always win at chess? I have a secret move. I kick over the board.
I re-initialised the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.
BBill
He turned it off and on again.
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