“The Caretaker”
In this episode: Twelfth Doctor (4), Clara Oswald (2), Danny (1)
(27 September 2014)
Are there aliens in this school?
Listen, it's lovely talking to you, but I've really got to get on. I'm the caretaker, now. Look, I've got a brush.
Doctor. Is there an alien in this school?
Yes, me. Now go. The walls need sponging, and there's a sinister puddle.
What's that?
A scanner. I'm scanning. Why do I keep you around?
Because the alternative would be developing a conscience of your own. Scanning for what?
Any alien technology in this vicinity should show up. I used to have a teacher exactly like you.
You still do. Pay attention.
What's in the box? It's not really a policeman, is it?
You want to know what's in that box? I'll tell you what's in that box! It's a Time Machine! It also travels in space! And it usually contains a man who just wants to get on with his work of preventing the end of the world — but keeps on getting interrupted by boring little humans!
Cool! So that's really a spaceship!
I'm serious. I'm trying to save this planet.
End of the world for me tonight whatever you do. Parent's evening.
Is your name really Disruptive Influence?
Courtney Woods. Can I go in space?
I'll let you know. I may have a vacancy. But not right now.
I'm a soldier, guilty as charged! You see him? He's an officer.
I am not an officer!
I'm the one who carries you out of the fire, he's the one who lights it.
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