“Smith and Jones”
In this episode: Tenth Doctor (4), Martha Jones (1)
There's a thunderstorm moving in and lightning is a form of static electricity, as was first proven by—anyone?
Benjamin Franklin.
Correct.
My mate Ben. That was a day and a half: I got rope burns off that kite, and then I got soaked...
Quite.
...and then I got electrocuted!
[now ignoring him] Moving on. [to a nurse] I think perhaps a visit from Psychiatric.
You're talking like you're some sort of alien.
Quite so.
[feigning shock] No!
Oh, yes.
You're joshing me!
I am not.
I'm talking to an alien? In hospital?! What, has this place got an E.T. department or something?
Crossing into established events is strictly forbidden. Except for cheap tricks.
[bewildered upon entering the TARDIS] How does it do that? It's wood! It's like a box with that room just crammed in. It's... [The Doctor mouths the next few words along with her] bigger on the inside!
[sarcastically] Is it?!?! I hadn't noticed! [The Doctor Throws His Trenchcoat On a Coral] Right then, Let's get going!
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