“Aliens of London” quotes from Doctor Who

She slapped you!

Nine hundred years of time and space, and I've never been slapped by someone's mother.

Your face!

[defensively] It hurt!

You're so gay!

[to the Doctor] Every conversation with you just goes... mental. And there's no one else I can talk to. I've seen all that stuff up there, the size of it, and I can't say a word. Aliens and spaceships and things and... I'm the only person on planet Earth who knows they exist. [a large spaceship crashes into Big Ben and lands in the Thames] Oh, that's just not fair. [the Doctor laughs delightedly and pulls her toward the crash]

My mum's here.

Oh, that's just what I need! Don't you dare make this place domestic!

You ruined my life, Doctor. [the Doctor turns and looks at him, irritated] They thought she was dead, I was a murder suspect because of you!

[looks at Rose] See what I mean? Domestic!

I bet you don't even remember my name!

Ricky.

It's Mickey!

No, it's Ricky.

I think I know my own name!

You think you know your own name? How stupid are you?

(after being told she can't go into the conference room) Damn. You've seen through my cunning plan.

Excuse me, do you mind not farting while I'm saving the world?

Would you rather silent, but deadly?