I never touch alcohol.
HHolliday
[taking a swig] Well I do.
“The Gunfighters” · Season 3, Episode 8
In this episode: First Doctor (3), Steven Taylor (1), Kate Stewart (1), Dodo Chaplet (1)
KKate
Aw for Pete's sake, Doc, tell 'em you're Holliday! You can take on all four of 'em any time.
Yes, I'm sorry, gentleman, but this is Holliday's young girlfriend, and she's only lying to protect him. Now, as I've already told you about this gun.
[Seth's revolver is shot from his hand and he clutches his wrist in pain. Nobody is more surprised than the Doctor who was merely waving the gun by way of explanation. But Kate is quick to take advantage of the confusion and produces her own weapon.]
KKate
Okay, don't try it, fellas. Nice shooting, Doc, but ya should have got him between the eyes.
Between the who?
KKate
The eyes.
Oh, my dear young lady, I, I, I, I...
KKate
Kill the next one that moves.
Yes, yes, quite so, quite so. Very good idea. Excellent. Well, you heard. Steven, get their guns!
[Steven is being forced to play a tune on the piano]
Let's hope the piano knows it.
He gave me a gun, he extracted my tooth. What more do you want?
HHolliday
I promised to take you back safe home and I will do so in my own good time.
[Dodo grabs a gun from the dressing table and aims it unsteadily.]
We're leaving now.
HHolliday
What're you attempting to do with that there offensive weapon?
Shoot you if I have to.
[She cocks the gun.]
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