“Asylum of the Daleks” quotes from Doctor Who

What do you know of the Dalek Asylum?

According to legend, you have a dumping ground. A planet where you lock up all the Daleks that go wrong. The battle-scarred, the insane. The ones even you can’t control. Which never made any sense to me.

Why not?

Because you'd just kill them!

It is offensive to us to extinguish such divine hatred.

Offensive?!?

Does it surprise you to know the Daleks have a concept of beauty?

[appalled] I thought you'd run out of ways to make me sick, but hello again. You think hatred is beautiful?

Perhaps that is why we have never been able to kill you.

The Asylum. It occupies the entire planet, right to the core.

How many Daleks are in there?

A count has not been made. Millions, certainly.

All still alive?

It has to be assumed. The asylum is fully automated. Supervision is not required.

Armed?

The Daleks are always armed.

What colour? [Everyone stares at him] Sorry, there weren't any good questions left.

Is there a word for total screaming genius that sounds modest and a tiny bit sexy?

Doctor. You call me the Doctor.

I see what you did there.

Amy, it's me. Do you remember me? [She slaps him] She remembers me.

Same old Amy.

Do you know how you make someone into a Dalek? Subtract love, add anger. Doesn't she seem a bit too angry to you?

Well, somebody's never been to Scotland.

What about you, though, Oswin? Why are you okay? Why hasn't the nano-cloud converted you?

I mentioned the genius thing, yeah? Shielded in here.

Hmm, clever of you. Now this place, the Daleks said it was fully automated, but look at it — it's a wreck.

Well, I've had nearly a year to mess with them... and not a lot else to do.

A genius entertainment manager hiding out in a wrecked ship, hacking the security systems of the most advanced warrior race the Universe has ever seen — but, you know what really gets me about you, Oswin? The soufflés. Where do you get milk for the soufflés? Seriously, is no one else wondering about that?

No. Frankly, no! Twice.

Oswin? I think I'm close.

You are! Less than twenty feet away. Which is the good news.

Okay...and the bad, which I suddenly feel is coming?

You’re about to pass through intensive care.

What's so special about this lot, then?

Dunno. Survivors of particular wars. Spiridon. Kembel. Aridius. Vulcan. Exxilon. Ringing any bells?

All of them.

Yeah? How?

These are the Daleks who survived me.

Doctor... Doctor... Doctor...

That's weird. Those ones don't usually wake up for anything.

Yeah, well, special visitor.