[It's now Suzanne's turn to dream, and she is dreaming that she, Charlene, Julia, Mary Jo, and Anthony are all infants in the hospital nursery in a giant crib or playpen....]
Whaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
Don't cry, Mary Jo. What's wrong?
Nothing's wrong. She's just jealous because I was the first baby born after midnite — January One, 1990.
I'm not jealous, I'm hungry!! I only weighed in at five pounds.sucks her thumb
Yeah, like that's a problem. You know you're little and tiny and cute. Of course you're not as cute as some people. Hey where's that mirror-mobile? I like that thing.
Suzanne, suck your pacifier.
Ohh!! A little fussy today aren't we? Well, you're all just jealous because I won the new car. I was the first baby. I won, I won, I won!
Suzanne, I am not fussy today. I just don't particularly care for the head nurse. She is so superior! I'm especially tired of her coming in here every five minutes with that thermometer. I'd like to tell her where to stick it.....but apparently she already knows.
Well I think this whole place is great. It's twenty-four hour room service, and look! [She holds up her hospital ID bracelet.] Free jewelry!
Are you serious?
Yeah, I think it's pretty.
Well, I'm glad you're developing a taste for cheap bracelets. You're gonna need that later on in life. And by the way, would someone kindly tell me what is he doing here?
Excuse me, but to whom are you referring?
Oh, well like I'm the only one here who noticed! Hasn't anyone else asked themselves what is wrong with this picture?
He's different!
Oh, I know. I especially noticed during the diaper change. He's definitely different.
That's right, very very different. And I'll tell you something else. For some reason, I do not particularly appreciate being put behind these bars. Whaaaaahhhh!! I don't want to be incarcerated anymore! Let me out! I'm busting out of here now!!
Oh keep your diapers on!! You wouldn't even make it to the hallway.
Well maybe not on my own... but I'm gonna be driving that little car right there.
Whaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!
I was just gonna borrow it. I'll bring it back.
You can't take that!! It's my car, I won it. I'm the New Years baby!
Not anymore!! Not anymore!!
That's my car!! That's my car!!!
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