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SEASON 1

Dawson's Creek · Season 1

Dawson's Creek Season 1 quotes

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S1Double Date (aka Modern Romance)

Who's it gonna be? Is it Jen, or is it Joey? Do you like the blonde, or do you like the brunette? These questions are not gonna go away, Dawson. It's time that you provide some answers.

[to a teacher, about Joey] You never told me I was gonna be working with a repressed, control freak.

[to a teacher, about Pacey] Yeah, and you never said my grade was dependent upon some remedial underachiever.

You know, it's amazing, personality like yours and you still can't get any dates.

Even more amazing, personality like yours and you can.

You know, a lot of people would consider you a very lucky woman.

And many people would consider you a very deluded man.

What? What's that smile of yours? Is it because I look ridiculous?

No

Or is it that my misfortune amuses you? Or maybe it's because you like putting me in the most awkward situations and watching me squirm Pacey.

No it's nothing like that. I was just thinking to myself that when you loosen up you're not half bad to be around... bordering on fun even.

[looks confused and then smiles] Home, Jeeves!

Yes, Miss Daisy.

S1The Scare (aka Friday the 13th)

[to Cliff] You know, I think my Grams has the hots for you. You interested?

[to Joey] You're gonna go to your grave pining away for your best friend. A guy who's so oblivious, he doesn't have a clue that you lust after him morning, noon, and night.

Can you watch the car, Jo?

Why?

Well... I can't really turn it off. I mean, I can, but it's a hassle, you know, because I don't have the keys.

Oh, yeah. I forget. You stole it.

Hey, you borrow from family. You never steal.

[describing his relationship with Jen] The characters were flawed and uninspired. The love scenes were amateurish, to say the least. And the ending was definitely not happy. It wasn't even tragic. It just ended.

S1Beauty Contest (aka Pretty Woman)

[to Dawson] I want you to look at me and see the person you've always known and realize that what we have is so much more incredible than just some passing physical attraction...

[to Pacey] Honey, fair and beauty pageants aren't exactly synonymous.

You know, maybe I could be like one of those guys that warms up the girls before they go on stage.

It's not a porno, Pacey.

MMC

Pacey Witter has changed his program. Instead of a magical act he will perform a dramatic interpretation.

[in a Scottish accent] Well, I'm not William Wallace. But I am Pacey Witter.

[from offstage] Pacey Witter's seven feet tall.

So they say. So they say. And they say that this Pacey Witter is a dangerous man who slaughters Capeside residents by the dozen with his bare hands. And if he were here he would destroy those who would judge him with sparks from his eyes and wits from his ass.

[Audience laughs]

Well, I am Pacey Witter. But who of you are in the position to judge me? Is it you, sir? And what sorts of human beings tolerate being judged? Well judgement stops today. And that which condones me, seems to own me. And I am willing to betray the trappings of my dysfunctional life for one chance, just one chance, to stand in front of my fellow countrymen and tell them that you may take my life, but you will never take my freedom!!! Thank you and goodnight.

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