Mr. Kasdan and Pacey in “The Graduate”

Did you study for that final you so dramatically walked out on?

Pacey

I can categorically say that I studied my ass off, sir.

Care to prove it?

Pacey

You did hear everything that I had to say in class today, didn't you?

Oh, I did. You're not an idiot or a punch line. You are why I teach. Those honor students that turn your stomach... they don't need me. They're gonna forget me as soon as they walk out the door. But you...

Pacey

I have a funny feeling I'm gonna be telling this story for years to come.

And if that should turn out to be the case, please describe me as a strapping, handsome man, possessed of an immense charity and a great, great goodwill.

Pacey

I can do that.

[handing him a test] Mr. Witter, you have 45 minutes.