Pacey and Joey in “Four to Tango”

Pacey

It seems to me that under the previous regimes in my life, every time I was studying, I was given a reward.

Joey

I offered you Chex Mix.

Pacey

And I'm not talkin' about Chex Mix. I'm talking about Tamara, and I'm talking about Andie. Let's just say that those 2 ladies, they trained me to equate studying with...

Joey

With what?

Pacey

Sex. I equate studying with sex, sex with studying. Now I get the studying, but no sex, you understand? So it's a little hard to get motivated these days.

Joey

So what you're saying is you're merely the innocent victim in some behavioral psychology experiment gone horribly awry.

Pacey

Yeah.

Joey

And you're desperately in need of some able-bodied female to help you provoke those pre-conditioned Pavlovian homework responses?

Pacey

Yes.

Joey

That is the worst pick-up line I have ever heard, Pacey.