[Dawson is standing in the aisle looking at the wide variety of condoms]
MCMale Customer
Yeah...these days [puts his arm over Dawson's shoulders] you got your ribbed, your non-ribbed, your lubricated, your non-lubricated, your thin, your ultrathin, sheep skin, extra sensitive, nonoxynol-9 and... glow-in-the-dark.
MCMale Customer 2
Glow in the darks don't work.
MCMale Customer 1
No kidding?
MCMale Customer 2
No, you gotta hold 'em up to the light for 20 minutes, who's got time for that?
[woman customer walks up]
WCWoman Customer
And if you really want to blow her mind try the Brown Betty.
[they all grab a pack and walk away]
This is not happening.
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