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Dawson's Creek · Season 2

John Witter and Pacey in “Parental Discretion Advised”

[about Joey's father] That bastard was lying to me. He's in it up to his neck and he knows it.

Come on, you don't even know if this has anything to do with him.

A random arson incident in the middle of Capeside? Let's consider the chances of that, Pacey. If God hadn't blessed ya with my good looks, I wouldn't know whose son you were. Why don't you drive yourself home before you make another embarrassing comment?

I think I'll walk.

As if I care.

Nobody assumed you did, Pop.

You'll have to excuse my son, boys. His girlfriend moves away and all of a sudden it's his time of the month.

Screw you, okay?

[Mr. Witter grabs his arm and Pacey quickly removes it]

Get your hands off me, you don't touch me again, ever!

Finally my boy gets a pair, and all it took was getting his heart broke by some little girl with a few screws loose.

[Pacey throws a punch at Mr. Witter]

Andie did more for my life in six months than you did in sixteen years you rotten son of a bitch. So If you wanna make fun of me? You wanna bust on me? That's fine. But you so much as make one more even slightly disparaging comment about the women I love, and I swear to God, you're gonna be policing this town from a hospital bed. You understand me? And one more thing, even if Mr. Potter was involved in all this, he's still 10 times the father you ever were!

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