You know, it's just an ego thing. I mean, "How could there possibly have been anyone before me, you know, how can I measure up?"
Is he really that trite?
I'm sure there's a measuring tape sitting in his bathroom right now.
What do you think it's marked up at?
What do you mean?
Oh come on, do you think Dawson's got a pistol or a rifle?
How would I know?
Oh, come on.
...
Well I guess I'm no longer the virgin queen of Dawson Leery's handheld fantasies.
Yeah I think Dawson's having a life-defining turning point in his life right now.
Aren't we all?
You know, taking into consideration his height, weight, feet and hand size, I'd say he's slightly above average.
Oh, so you have thought about it.
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