“Escape from Witch Island” quotes from Dawson's Creek

Jen

I say witch is just a buzzword. For a girl who happens to follow her completely healthy, totally natural urges, and explore her sexuality. But see, you can't do that in school in the swingin' 1690s without getting the good townsfolk all up in arms. So what do these puritanical, impotent creeps do? Instead of reaching for the Viagra, they brand these girls as witches, they send them off to this godforsaken island to die a horrible solitary death.

Joey

Well, lucky for you, Jen... I mean, we live in a world where you can follow your natural urges without fear of persecution.

Jen

You're right. I would've been so burned at the stake by now.

Dawson

If he did meet somebody else and forgot about her than obviously they were never meant to be in the first place. See my point?

Joey

Could you be any more naive?

Dawson

Could you be any more cynical?

Jen

Could you be any more irritating?

Dawson

Hey, once upon a time, you yourself told me that some love stories never end. What happened to that girl?

Joey

She offered herself to the boy she loved. The boy she thought loved her back. And he rejected her.

Pacey

[about having sex] Well, alright then. Okay. [pause] Did you want to do it right now?

Jen

Umm, do you?

Pacey

I'm kinda tired, actually.

Jen

Oh, fine. Roswell's on in five minutes anyway. You just let me know when you want to do it and I'll do it.

Jen

I've got to say, Blair Witch didn't do it for me. I wasn't remotely scared, that girl was irritating beyond measure and i had to run to the snack bar in dire need of dramamine.

Joey

I was scared...

Pacey

That's no surprise there, Potter, after all you are quite the skittish kitten.