“Boyfriend (aka Escape From New York)” quotes from Dawson's Creek

Pacey

How do I look?

Joey

Like a before picture in an ad for geek remover.

Pacey

Look, Joey, I've never really taken a particular interest in your life because, frankly, your life has never been particularly interesting.

When are you going to stop punishing me?

Mitch

When I can get rid of the vision of my naked wife playing hide the...when it stops hurting.

Hey, I'm looking for Jen. You don't know where she is this period do you?

Dawson

No, I don't. Sorry.

Well, give her a message, will you? Tell her I'm having a barbecue at my house this Saturday and I'd love it if she can make it. Hey, what the hell. Why don't you come too?

Dawson

Cool. Sounds great.

I don't know if you can help me with it. Jen doesn't have a boyfriend, does she?

Dawson

Uh, yeah. She does. Me.

Really?

Dawson

Yeah.

That's terrific, man.

Pacey

[referring to Joey] Oh, Dawson, my fine, oblivious friend. One of these days, you're gonna have to take a gigantic fact-check my friend, all right. She didn't mistake you for anybody, okay. This girl is head-in-the-clouds, one hundred percent, ass-backwards in love with you, all right?