“Pilot (aka Emotions in Motion)” · Season 1
In this episode: Dawson Leery (4), Joey Potter (2), Pacey Witter (2), Jen Lindley (2)
I just don't think it's a good idea for me to sleep over anymore, you know?
No, I don't know. C'mon, You've been sleeping over since you were seven. It's Saturday night.
Things change, Dawson. Evolve.
What are you talking about?
Sleeping in the same bed was fine when we were kids, but we're fifteen now.
Yeah.
We start high school Monday?
Yeah.
And I have breasts!
What?
And you have genitalia!
I've always had genitalia.
But there's more of it.
How do you know?
Long fingers. I gotta go.
[about Jen] You think she's a virgin? Wanna nail her?
We just met!
And a wasted moment it was. I mean greater men would be nailing right now, you know what I mean?
Tact, Pacey, look it up.
See, I believe that all the mysteries of the universe, all the answers to life's questions, can be found in a Spielberg film. See, it's a theory I've been working on. You see, whenever I have a problem, all I have to do is look to the right Spielberg movie and the answer's revealed.
Have you ever heard of a twelve-step program?
Wit! We like that around here.
Hey Joey, I love your lipstick. What shade is that?
Wicked Red. Uh, Jen, I love your hair color. What number is that?
You'll have to excuse Joey. She was born in a barn.
That's okay. Uh, Joey, I just do highlights.
So, uh, Jen, are you a virgin?
That's mature!
Well 'cause Dawson's a virgin and two virgins really make for a clumsy first encounter don't you think?
You're going to die
I just thought I'd help, you know, cut to the chase.
No, it's okay, Dawson. Yes, I am a virgin. How about you, Joey?
Please, years ago. Trucker named Bubba.
It's a crock. The truth is you're a well put together, knockout of a woman who's feeling a little insecure about hitting forty. So when a young, virile boy, such as myself flirts with you, you enjoy it. You entice it. You fantasize about what it would be like to be with that young boy on the verge of manhood. 'Cause it helps you stay feeling attractive. Makes the aging process a little more bearable. Well, let me tell you something. You blew it, lady. Because I'm the best sex you'll never have.
You're wrong about one thing, Pacey. You're not a boy.
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