[Regaining consciousness] Lavi... Am... am I... still in the... world...?
[Crying] Idiot.
75th Night: The Message
86th Night: Around the Time You Fall Asleep
During times of anxiety, it's best to think of fun things.
Fun things?
You can't think of any? I sure can. For example, "when everyone comes back"... I'll first say "Welcome home", and give you guys pats on the shoulders... while Lenalee gets a great big hug!
Haha...
I'll give you lots of food to eat, Allen-kun... Lavi will probably nod off the minute he comes back, so I'll need to have a blanket in hand... The adults will toast each other with wine... Throw a huge party... And then, we'll all fall asleep... it'll be the best. And then, though a little late... Kanda-kun will come in with that sour look on his face.
89th Night: Tragicomedy
What's going on...? The Noah aren't anywhere to be seen...
Che!
What the...? What are you tch-ing me for?! You got in my way! They got away because you're slow, Kanda!
What did you just say? How dare you say that when you came poking in later, you slow beansprout.
It's Allen. How many times must I tell you that? Oh, never mind, I forgot. Not only are you slow, but you're also slow-witted.
Of all the nerve, I'll show you who's slow-witted! Draw! I'll shave off that white hair of yours and sell it to the old geezers!
Black hair will sell for a higher price!
Um... Calm down you two... [Ignored]
You'll only have one hair left when I'm through with you!
I'll make you look like a Kappa!
This is supposed to be a touching reunion...
AKAllen and Kanda
[In unison] SHUT UP OR I'LL SHAVE YOU TOO!
I'm sorry, Lenalee.
Why do you need to apologize...? If this is about Suman... you've saved him, Allen-kun. He didn't die in vain. Suman's heart must have surely... been saved by you. Welcome back, Allen-kun.
...back... I'm back... Lenalee...
Aw, you're crying~ [Allen glares at him]
You cried too, Lavi.
N-No I didn't!!
110th Night: Sheep Soiree
This is bad, Lenalee! You have to think more sexy thoughts, or you'll never find a lover!
[Grabbing him by the collar] IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, LAVI!!
[Kicking him in the face] THAT'S IMPOLITE, LAVI!!
122nd Night: Equal
Tell me... Do you know...? The Bookman, why do they exist...? Why is it humans fail to bring an end to war...?
BJBookman Jr.
...Why... ask "me"? I have no idea.
"I" am supposed to be you. All 48, and you, the 49th, are but a single "me". You're the one asking. You were the one who started to change. The one who should go... The one who really wanted to know the answer...
140th Night: The Other Side of the Door
As long as...... I can protect everyone here...... and you as well, Brother...
"I don't care if I die"? You're saying as long as it's for my sake, for everyone's sake, you'll throw away your own life?
Th... That's not... Brother... I...
Stay here where it's safe... I'm begging you...
156th Night: Next Stage
Gramps! Are you dead!?
BBookman
...Here comes the idiot... I'm fine. More importantly, did my hair get burnt...?
Who cares about your dumb hair!?
BBookman
I do...
171st Night: The Other Side
RWReever Wenham
Section Chief Peck, I would advise you not to look at Lenalee that way.
LPLegory Peck
Why? Does she have a lover?
RReever
She has a brother.
175th Night: Child Thief
THTimothy Hearst
You're just like my dad! Treating me like a thing... I, I want to stay here! I won't leave even if you kill me!!
[Completely unsympathetic] I don't care. If we have to drag you-- [Marie clamps a hand over his mouth] Mmph!
NMNoise Marie
Forgive me. He doesn't know what he's saying!
185th Night: Born of Hatred and Love
NMNoise Marie
I think I've worked out why you and Kanda are at each other's necks so often... It's because you're so similar.
Wha-?! You've got to be kidding! Don't put me together with a total idiot like him!
MMarie
You're a total idiot as well. ...And yet the darkness surrounding each of you is so deep...... that I can't see how to pull you out of it.
190th Night: The Fruitless Garden
Are humans also born from holes?
EEdgar
Not quite. Humans come from their mothers’ stomachs.
Mothers? What are those? Where are those from?
EEdgar
Hmm… About that… Director Touyi, you know, is a mother. [Kanda stares at him in disbelief] Hm?!
…You were born from the director…?!
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