Yu Kanda quotes from D.Gray-man

Yu Kanda

If you've got a problem, complain to him! Actually Komui, I don't get along with him!!

Komui Lee

You don't get along with anyone.

Lavi

What's going on...? The Noah aren't anywhere to be seen...

Yu Kanda

Che!

Allen Walker

What the...? What are you tch-ing me for?! You got in my way! They got away because you're slow, Kanda!

Kanda

What did you just say? How dare you say that when you came poking in later, you slow beansprout.

Allen

It's Allen. How many times must I tell you that? Oh, never mind, I forgot. Not only are you slow, but you're also slow-witted.

Kanda

Of all the nerve, I'll show you who's slow-witted! Draw! I'll shave off that white hair of yours and sell it to the old geezers!

Allen

Black hair will sell for a higher price!

Lavi

Um... Calm down you two... [Ignored]

Kanda

You'll only have one hair left when I'm through with you!

Allen

I'll make you look like a Kappa!

Lavi

This is supposed to be a touching reunion...

[In unison] SHUT UP OR I'LL SHAVE YOU TOO!

You're just like my dad! Treating me like a thing... I, I want to stay here! I won't leave even if you kill me!!

Yu Kanda

[Completely unsympathetic] I don't care. If we have to drag you-- [Marie clamps a hand over his mouth] Mmph!

Forgive me. He doesn't know what he's saying!

Yu Kanda

Are humans also born from holes?

Not quite. Humans come from their mothers’ stomachs.

Kanda

Mothers? What are those? Where are those from?

Hmm… About that… Director Touyi, you know, is a mother. [Kanda stares at him in disbelief] Hm?!

Kanda

…You were born from the director…?!