GideonThey don't want us leaving with what we know. Too bad we don't know anything.
A character in Crusade
Played by Gary Cole
Crusade · 66 quotes
Most-quoted character in Crusade: in 31 of its 66 quotes
Most scenes with: Elizabeth Lochley (8), Galen (7), Max Eilerson (2)
GideonThey don't want us leaving with what we know. Too bad we don't know anything.
GideonCaptain, I have five years to cure the Drakh plague. Do I believe in God? I'll get back to you on that in five years and one day.
GideonPlato once said that for everything that exists, there is a perfect form of it somewhere. A perfect Human being, a perfect chair, a perfect stick; so that everything is a Shadow of that one perfect form. Now, if we follow that train of thought, that means that somewhere in the universe there exists the perfect form of an absolute and complete idiot. And he left here an hour ago.
GideonThis is my command. I'll do whatever's necessary. If that means turning the entire galaxy upside down and shaking its pockets to see what falls out, then that's what I'll do. I'm not subtle. I'm not pretty, and I'll piss off a lot of people along the way. But I'll get the job done.
[Gideon and Matheson talk about Eilerson.]
Matthew GideonHe may be a pain in the ass, but he will be our pain in the ass.
[Gideon records in his log.]
GideonIt's now three days since our visitors arrived on behalf of Earthgov's political affairs office. There's apparently some concern with how our work here is being perceived back home. They've been assigned to help us. Before their tour is finished, I may have to kill them, assuming Lt. Matheson doesn't beat me to it.
GideonEilerson was right about all of this. I hate it when he's right. He'll be insufferable for days.
[Gideon gripes about the new grey uniforms with red trim.]
GideonI look like a bellhop.
I was just thinking on whether or not a comment would be 'most wanted or least needed'.
GideonI thought you said you don't hold a grudge?
I don't. I have no surviving enemies. At all.
In the end, it's all the story of Job, isn't it?
GideonSome days, it feels like our faith is being tested, same as his.
Where do you put your faith, Matthew? In science? Your luck? This ship?
GideonI haven't decided.
Well, then, if this is the story of Job, a great deal of people are being inconvenienced for your benefit. Hope you appreciate it.
Chambers (on the porn that came from Eilerson's data crystal): There's something you don't see every day.
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As a Doctor, I have to say that's totally unrealistic. An alien life form like the Pak'Ma'Ra is not biologically equipped to interface with humans in that kind of...
GideonIt's an amazing thing, technology.
GideonI may have an idea.
I don't think you've recovered from your last good idea.
GideonThat would explain it.
[Gideon orders that probes be dropped onto the planet.]
I want you to know that this thing just made a very large dent in my ship. Did you ever think about looking outside before you start throwing things overboard?
GideonMaybe next time you'll let us know when you're coming. So what brings you here this time?
An attempt, in all probability foolish and useless, to prevent you from going down to that planet.
GideonGalen, my people have been looking for this place since we left Earth. Now that you're here, what could you possibly say that would change that?
Well, how about if you go down there, the odds are that none of you will return alive? [pauses] Clear me for docking. Put away the breakables. Turn on the landing lights. I'm coming in.
[Gideon returns to grab a weapon.]
Where are you going?
GideonTo follow a friend into hell.
[Gideon talks to the Apocalypse Box.]
Do not trust.
GideonDo not trust who?
Galen.
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